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Talk with Your Cat Mouth Spray

Talk with Your Cat Mouth Spray

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After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.
 
Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet. Share intimate dreams and fears, poignant memories, stock tips, recipes, and opinions about sports and love.
 
Every wondered why your cat uses your computer keyboard as it's private chaise lounge? Why don't you just ask them! Find out what your cat really does all day, what it's actually staring at... and why it needs to lie on your clothes!
 
You live together. You share the same bed. Isn't it a bit strange that you've never exchanged one word?
 
Purrfectly Mint Flavor .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml